*You can wipe your 4 year old's butt while cradling your sleeping 2 year old and not even wake him up!!!
*Going to a parent teacher Conference is considered a date.
*you have a hot wheels car in your purse.
*you wear Sponge Bob band aids.
*you have to move the tub toys out of the way to take a shower.
*you have french fries under the car seat.
*Finally get a few intimate moments with your husband to discover you have rolled onto cheerios in your bed!
*Your car has become a toy box with wheels
*You can fit 2 children and 2 adults in your bed, and can actually sleep with one child's head on your stomach, the other child's feet on your face!
*you have some "spending" money for yourself, and you come home from shopping with only things you bought for your kids.
*When you show your child your pee and poo in the potty so they will hopefully go there one day.
*when you go to the bathroom and don't bother to shut the door because you know you won't be alone!
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